Poor Tuesday. The last few weekdays have all been big events -- Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday -- but today is just ... Tuesday. Do you think Tuesday is sad about this? Probably not, because every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. That's not so bad, when you stop and think about it. Anyway, below are some things we made for you that we didn't want you to miss. Oh, and here's a song of the day for you: "One Time Comin'" by YG. -- We profiled ESPN's Sean McDonough, the best play-by-play guy in the business. -- We talked to delightful living legend Dolly Parton about Christmas and a host of other things. -- We looked back with great appreciation on The Critic. -- We broke down the best and worst of last night's WWE Raw. -- We introduced you to a father and son who are exploring Latino culture through photography. -- We spoke to the author of a new biography on John Hughes about his book and its subject. -- We wondered why Rory is so terrible in the new Gilmore Girls spinoff. -- We introduced you to a Swedish pilot who's photographing herself doing yoga in beautiful places across the globe. -- We looked back on times when rap beefs nearly ended the careers of rappers. -- We considered whether it would be cool if Maeve killed everyone on Westworld. -- We power-ranked this week's top college football teams. -- We gave you a visual tour of culinary Houston, America's next great food city, if David Chang is to be believed. And here are some things you might want/need to know about. -- A town in Canada is going to force drunk drivers to listen to Nickelback as part of the punishment for their crime. -- 75 people were killed in a plane crash in Colombia early this morning. -- The West Antarctic ice sheet is cracking and that is not very good. -- Monstrous wildfires in Tennessee are forcing thousands to flee their homes. -- Frank Ocean is going to headline a few music festivals in 2017. -- Law enforcement is blocking food and medical supplies to the Standing Rock protesters. -- The remains of some sailors killed at Pearl Harbor are finally coming home. -- Texas is going to require all aborted fetuses to be cremated or buried. -- Ad-Rock of the Beastie Boys is designing a shoe to benefit Planned Parenthood. -- Taco Bell is giving us all a gift for Christmas: Cheetos quesadillas. -- Oh hey look a cobra in a toilet! Thanks for being an Uproxx reader and (obviously) feel free to share our work with your friends. Also, you can download the Uproxx app here. | | | | | |